Good play by Thomas Crown.
Looks like... it's a goal!
That is the end of the period.
All right, so he plays polo. Now what?
Eddy, I know he's our man. I know it.
I just feel it. I know he's our man.
He's a nice-Iookin' boy.
Prove it.
I know it doesn't matter to you, but it drives me crazy
when you start buying pieces you don't know anything about.
Enjoyment's enjoyment, Sandy. Don't worry about it.
All right.
Tommy, for God's sake, come on.
- We're late as it is. - All right, Sandy.
Is that one of those red Italian things?
One of those.
- 150. - 150 I have.
200. Thank you very much.
200 I have. At $200.
May I say 225? Thank you very much.
225. At 225.
- 250. - 250 I have.
Thank you very much. At 250.
- Let's see what they got here. - 300.
- At $300. - 325.
- It's not worth a cent over 500. - Right, Sandy.
At 325. It's against you now.
For this very rare and unusual lot of lithographs depicting the five senses.
And remember, the proceed
is going to charity, so have charity in your hearts
- If you please. - 350.
Thank you. 350, it's the young lady's bid.
At 350. 350.
Now I have $500. This is more near their value.
And they're still very cheap. At $500. At 500.
At $500 they're going
once, twice,
the third and last time
at $500.
Sold to Mr Thomas Crown. Thank you very much.
Hello.
Vicki Anderson, Mr Crown.
- Where's your camera? - You remember.
The lithographs. May I give them to you?
- Then why did you... - Because I wanted to buy.
Anyhow, it's for charity
and five is the proper price.
Who do you work for? Bazaar? Vogue?
World Wide Polo?
- Insurance, Mr Crown. - I'm covered.
I hope so.
I investigate.
Anything in particular?
The bank, Mr Crown.
The caper, sir.
You don't expect us to take the loss of over $2 million lying down?
It's an interesting picture.
It pays well though, huh?
Depends on the return.
Sort of an American-type head-hunter.
You could put it that way, yes.
And whose head are you after?
- Yours. - Mine?
Yours.
You know... you practically said I had something to do with the...
No, I said it. And not just practically.
Just exactly what have you got?
I can't tell you.
It'd spoil the fun.
Yours, mine,
you're finding out just what I've got.
What a funny, dirty little mind.
It's a funny, dirty little job
so shoot me in the leg.
- Always catch your man? - Of course.
Think you'll get me?
I hope so.
Tomorrow?
- What about it? - Us.
Dinner.
Marvellous.
- About six? - Perfect.
What does a guy with four million bucks
want with two million more?
What do you get for a man who has everything?
Is that what it all comes down to? Kicks?
There we go.
Erwin, get the kid off the bicycle. We're gonna be late for Mother's.
All right. Come on, baby.
You like your bike? It's a good bike, Jimmy.
There we are.
We'll monkey with the bike later.
- Did you write out a cheque for Mother? - Yeah, I wrote a cheque for Mother.
And I'm not gonna jump through any more hoops for her, so get off my back.
If you didn't spend money all over, you wouldn't have so much to complain about.
Look at him! He's filthy! I'm gonna have to give him another bath!
Come on, Jimmy.
- We got one good lead on our ad. - Oh?
A salesman's wife from Long Island.
- Ford wagon? - Yep. And he paid cash.
The same day he bought the car, he also rented a safe-deposit box.
Can we drill the box?
We could ask for a warrant, but we wouldn't get it.
- Wouldn't the banks co-operate? - No, they wouldn't.
Couldn't we just pick up the car?
No, we couldn't. And you won't. It's against the law.
- That's my car! - Watch where you're goin'.
Retire? You?
That wouldn't be an easy matter.
Well...
Just knock off for a bit, Sandy.
Perhaps a trip around the world.
Take me a year to liquidate.
That's what's starting to bother me.
Mobility? You've got more than most.
I still feel trapped.
I could give you the power of attorney.
You could do it for me.
I wouldn't know what to do with it.
It's here, all laid out, only to be opened if I leave.
What to hold,
what to sell.
- I can't. - They stole your car.
Hello.
Speaking.
Who is this?
- Where's Jimmy? - Hello?
Where? Where is he?
Who is this?
I can't get that kind of money! I can't...
They got Jimmy. They want $5,000.
- Call the police... - No, I can't call the police!
Hey, Dad!
Jimmy!
Where have you been? How are you, son?
She's a nice lady. We were lost.
- Who are you, anyhow? - I'm your friendly insurance man.
The one that paid your bank. In Boston.
You know, the one you robbed.
Harry, why don't you take Jimmy home to his mother? With the money.
Erwin's gonna stick around for a while. We're gonna have a little talk.
- Bye, darling. - Bye.
Okay. Come on.
Get in the car.
This is stupid.
Stupid?
You're lucky. We're givin' you a chance.
Two witnesses saw you drive away.
We just saw you give $5,000 to the Goodwill.
Where'd you get the money? Where'd you get the money for the car?
You know somethin'? You're goin' to jail.
Your wife'll divorce you. You'll never see your kid again.
I'm sorry.
I really am.
- Where did you meet him? - New York, in a hotel.
- What did he say? - "How'd you like to make 50 grand?"
- What'd he look like? - I didn't see him. He was behind...
- What a mind. - Yeah. Terrific.
What a man.
Well, you were right. Erwin's cheques come from the Chase Bank in New York.
They get their funds from a bank in Geneva.
And guess what? A numbered account.
Well, all you have to do now is bribe your way through a numbered account.
I can't. You know the Swiss. I've tried.
You lied to me. You ran off to New York.
You stole a car. You kidnapped a kid. You blackmailed his father.
That hurts.
- I do my job. - Your job?
- What the hell kind of a job is that? - All right. I'm immoral.
So is the world. I'm here for the money, okay?
- You wanna go in a different direction? - I do.
- We've been doing well... - Mr Crown's office.
- I want you and Alan to cover this. - Vicki Anderson.
- I'll take that. - Just a moment, please.
Thank you.
Hello there.
Police station?
Oh, unexpected.
Uh-huh.
Room 515.
Mm-hmm, 6 o'clock.
Oh, I'll be there.
Perfect.
Let's finish this later.
We'll bring it in now. See you this afternoon.
Oh, I'm sorry, but John called earlier about the rug men.
Rug men?
They were measuring the house for the wall-to-wall carpeting you wanted.
- What wall-to-wall carpeting? - I don't know. That's why John called.
Thank you.
Nothing.
- Ready? - Goodnight. Have a good time.
I'd like you to meet Thomas Crown. Mr Crown, Lieutenant Eddy Malone,
Criminal Investigation.
I'm not gonna say a thing until I talk to my lawyer.
How do you do?
He's not gonna say a thing until he sees his lawyer? That's pretty good.
- Shall we go? - Goodnight.
- Say good night to Erwin, dear. - Goodnight, Erwin, dear.
"Goodnight, Erwin, dear." That's good.
Like ice.
Round three.
You won a round. That's your only round so far.
Where should we go to celebrate?
Home to meet Mother?
No. No mother, no more wife.
Just a big, empty place, three floors
and an elevator.
But I'm building a summer house down at the beach.
My special place.
But then, you know about it, don't you?
- Thank you. - What a lovely old house.
- When was this built? - Before you were born.
150 years ago.
- It's exquisite. Is that the elevator? - That's the elevator.
Excuse me. I'll be down in just a moment.
John, are the drinks in the bar in the library?
They're all ready, sir.
Wall-to-wall carpet.
You do live very well, don't you?
No complaints.
It'd be a shame to have to give all this up.
Wouldn't it?
Do you play?
Try me.
Check.
Let's play something else.
- Clicking. We're clicking at last. - Not so fast.
- Morning, Marv. - But I'm excited.
- Bruno, you got something for me? - Yeah, Lou, I have.
- Stick around. I wanna talk to you. - Okay.
He doesn't know if I do have something.
Keep following him closer all the time.
Let's cover his phones.
Squeeze him. Keep the pressure on.
All right. I'll squeeze,
you'll squeeze, and so will he.
Tommy, look out!
- You know what you are? - I know what I am.
Don't put your labels on me.
- All right. - Look.
It won't be easy. It won't be fast.
He's the one.
Sweet Jesus! You are something else.
You really are!
What the hell is this?
It's for your birthday, but I thought I'd better give it to you now.
- That's quite a view from here. - Here. Take a good look.
No, not down there at the bank.
Across the street, on the roof.
Do you have any idea how much they're costing you?
- Those characters that follow us around? - Following you is following me.
- I don't like it any more than you do. - But they work for you.
I did even worse yesterday.
I'll bet you did.
Internal Revenue.
Beautiful.
Good evening.
Wow.
Take your time, Fred. It's only another stroker.
Come on. Wake up, fella. You're under arrest for drunkenness,
drivin' to endanger, drivin' under the influence of alcohol.
Sit up. You're not hurt.
It's my duty to inform you of your rights
in the Supreme Court decision, Miranda case.
Before we ask you any questions, you must understand your rights.
If you answer questions without a lawyer...
- Hey, Ben, hold it. - What's the matter?
I think this is Danny, the Bank Squad, isn't it?
- Danny? - Loosen his belt.
- All right? - Get his tie.
- You all right, Danny? - Come on, Dan.
- You're being had, Vicki girl. - Why?
That's hilarious.
Would you like to know where he went when he left you last night?
No.
That's the third time this week.
Her again. Dirty old man.
Tommy?
Hm-mm.
Did you ever bring
anyone else here?
My wife?
She didn't like the sand.
I didn't mean her.
Hey, listen.
She was just a way of putting you in touch with yourself.
I've never brought anyone here before.
You can't ever spend it. Not yours. Not the bank's.
Every penny you spend, they'll wanna trace.
A tax case every year.
They're on your back, my love.
I've got all I need.
Let me make a deal.
Call your man.
They can't make you testify.
- Yeah? - Eddy.
He wants to make a deal.
A deal? Sure, Vicki girl, I'll make a deal.
How about life? No deals.
- With the money returned, nobody hurt... - I said, no deals!
You understand me? There'll be no deals.
Samba.
Sugarloaf.
Jungle.
Piranha.
Don't you see?
There's no way out.
You've done too good a job.
I'm all hung up.
I did it once
and I can do it again.
You're joking.
Money's not funny.
You're crazy. It can't be done.
Why not?
It just can't.
It can't, huh?
It's not the only bank. You've got Erwin and descriptions of four more.
How do you know there's only five?
Why?
What would it prove?
- You don't need the money. - It's not the money.
It's not the money.
It's me.
It's me and the system.
The system.
What about me?
I just sit here and do nothing?
That's it.
You let me try.
It's my funeral.
You're just along for the ride.
The hell with it. I say, pick him up.
- Wait him out. You'll see. - I'll see, all right.
I'll tell you what I see. I see a fiasco.
I'm running a sex orgy for a couple of freaks, on government funds!
If you don't have anything, what does he have to say?
- I talk about it. He talks around it. - Talk?
- Yes. - You're sure you find time?
Enough.
Almost done.
They're gonna be great.
What is this, the last supper?
It's tomorrow.
Where?
I'll tell you where the pickup is.
And you can meet me there
when it's over.
Okay?
- Tommy, don't... - Moral support. That's what I need.
Moral support.
Don't test me.
Not this way.
Not if you love me.
I've gotta know where you're at.
Time's running out.
I've gotta know you're on my side.
No tears.
Not for us.
We're a pair, you and me.
Come on.
Smile.
Try.
- Watch it, will ya? - I'm sorry.
He's pulling out now. Pick him up outside the cemetery.
Now what?
Now we wait.
You sure he'll come?
He's had two full hours to himself.
I'm sure.
Of course I'm sure.
All right, then. Where is he?
Did you tell me everything?
Car coming.
It's the Rolls.
All right. Move in. Box him up.
You said it was your funeral...
You Miss Vicki?
Listen. I have a telegram for you.
- You want to sign? - Where'd you get the car?
Left early.
Please come with the money, or you keep the car.
All my love, Tommy.
Thank you.